2007 Sharkathlon Results
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Place | Team Name | Team Members | Time |
| 1st | Dick Shark | Dick Buckles, Joe Hill, Ryan "Ace" Pirtle | 19.07 |
| 2nd | Great White | Brian Pfieffer, Gerhardt, A Man Named Jim | 25.19 |
| 3rd | Team Abdominal | Suzanne Johnson, Britta Siegel, A Woman Named Anna | 36.97 |
| 4th | She-arks* | Jody Otis, Tambra Galarnyk, Heather Johnson | 40.48 |
* Please note that the only team that actually followed the rules was the team "She-arks," who finished dead last. Let that be a lesson to you.